Saturday, March 29


I just heard a story about a beat being chased up a tree by some kittens and or cats. This is an outrage. I will not stand for noble bears being attacked by villainous cats. This is a clear disruption in the great chain of being, and cannot be accepted.


Blogger Aras said...

That's awesome, I didn't realize bears were such pussies...ironically fleeing from puusy cats.

5:24 AM  
Blogger Aras said...

Here's another dramatic animal tale!

10:19 AM  
Blogger Trashcan said...

At first i thought they were going to be like zoidberg, but the article seems to imply they would die with or without sex.

And while the story about the bear and the cats may seem amusing at first, if you know anything about ye olde english literature, a disruption in the great chain of being is no laughing matter.

1:47 AM  

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