Leaves, Leaves, go away, come back... preferably never.

Ok, so what's the deal leaves? Do you really have to fall? I mean, is it too hard to stay attached to your friend, the branch? What did we ever do to you, besides the occasional skautai using your friends as necessary fire starters, that you decided you had to fall and ruin my childhood and one hour of my saturday today? You're worst than, and I don't say this enough, Christianity. I hate you leaves... oooo how I hate you...