The art of soul stealing
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but i never really found that to be the case. When i was a freshman, and a proffesor asked me for a 2000 word essay, i brought him a couple of pictures glued to a piece of paper thinking it would be an easy way to get a good grade.
Well as you may have guessed it turned out that it was an easy way to get a good grade, cause they were pictures of the prof cheating on his wife, so he gave me an A, but he made it clear that he was giving me an A based on blackmail, and not on the quality of my "essay".
Anyway, as far as pictures go, assuming i don't forget, no guarantees there, I will bring my computer and plenty of blank CDs to neringa, so i burn copies of my pictures onto CDs for anyone who will be at neringa or putnam. If anyone is not going to be at either event, i will probably put the pictures up on facebook, but no quarantees for when that might be, so if you want i can probably just mail you a CD with my pictures on them.
I haven't had a chance to look through my pictures yet, there's about 350 of them, so i figure at least 35 of them should be worth looking at. Isn't it fun to have a digital camera so you don't have to worry about wasting pictures.
Well as you may have guessed it turned out that it was an easy way to get a good grade, cause they were pictures of the prof cheating on his wife, so he gave me an A, but he made it clear that he was giving me an A based on blackmail, and not on the quality of my "essay".
Anyway, as far as pictures go, assuming i don't forget, no guarantees there, I will bring my computer and plenty of blank CDs to neringa, so i burn copies of my pictures onto CDs for anyone who will be at neringa or putnam. If anyone is not going to be at either event, i will probably put the pictures up on facebook, but no quarantees for when that might be, so if you want i can probably just mail you a CD with my pictures on them.
I haven't had a chance to look through my pictures yet, there's about 350 of them, so i figure at least 35 of them should be worth looking at. Isn't it fun to have a digital camera so you don't have to worry about wasting pictures.
posted by Trashcan at 7/02/2006 12:08:00 AM
5 Comments:
yo you bitch face, that's not soul stealing, that's just dignity besmirtching. soul stealing is when you steal somebody's soul, so he has to spend eternity in limbo after he dies, neither being raped by razor penised goats in hell, nor being smothered by honey boobed maidens in a kiddy pool full of KY Jelly.
yo you bitch face, that's not soul stealing, that's just dignity besmirtching. soul stealing is when you steal somebody's soul, so he has to spend eternity in limbo after he dies, neither being raped by razor penised goats in hell, nor being smothered by honey boobed maidens in a kiddy pool full of KY Jelly.
oh man, just kidding, i was all fucked up when i wrote that shit, it was a joke. now what you gotta do, if you wanna succeed in life, is smoke weed every day!
SOUL STEALING LEADS TO BEING RAPED IN HELL BY NOXIOUS CREATURES IN SEVERAL ORIFICES FOR 9,000 YEARS. READ THE BOOK OF ARDA VIRAF!! AT WWW.AVESTA.ORG ALL YOU LOSER PHISH BAND MEMBER GROUPIES!!!! AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!! AMEN!!!! AMEN!!! SOVRANNATURALI ABRACADABRA!!!
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