Ze new car
I got a new car- 2002 Mitsubishi Lancer ES. Its sweeeeeeet. I installed 2 pairs of Pioneer 6 1/2's in it yesterday (saved $80) and am getting my Pioneer deck installed in like a half an hour. No smilies?
posted by V Krukonis at 6/20/2005 02:31:00 PM
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when I come up we'll take some pictures and put them up here on the site
i'm smiling in my pants. no wait, that not a smile, that's me pissing my fat self!
anyway, i hope you don't think your car is gonna be a babe magnet, cause i'm totally gonna cock block you!
--Linda Trip
so what's the deal with linda trip posting on kaip suprast, and trying to cockblock us. There must still be congressmen, and or presidents, and or bill clinton that she could cockblock. plus we all know vytenis didn't get that car so that he could pick up chicks. He got it so he could drive out to chicago and party down with all the cool chicago lithuanians. By which i mean the single cool chicago lithuanian. By which i mean the single cool East coast lithuanian who is temporarily living in chicago. By which i mean me. and then we'll go to the beach because northwestern is right on the lake. And as we're driving away i'll distract vytenis somehow and cause him to get into an accident with some midgets from the midget mafia, and while everyone is recovering from the accident, i'll run out, leaving vytenis to take the blame. and then hilariousity will ensue.
afer you make him crash, you should steal his car.
unless the mitsubishi whatever is a dude magnet. then you can probably just leave him in it and let him drive around all he wants.
speaking of linda trip, somebody, gedas i think, mentioned recently that monica lewinsky is lithuanian. i'm surprised i didn't know that...probably i did and i forgot about it...monika levinskaite...so if you're not impressed with sabonis and marciulonis, put monika in your pipe and stroke it!
Hey stupid, thanks for not telling me you have a third of a blog.
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