Thursday, April 6

More than 1 way to kill brain cells

So you know that saying, "it's like hitting yourself in the head with a hammer, it feels so good when you stop." People often use it in reference to something like a final exam in the sense that although the act itself is not that enjoyable, you'll feel so much better after it's over that it's actually not that bad. Well i found that i do in fact feel very much better after final exams, so i figured i'd give this hitting myself in the head with a hammer thing a try. You got to figure it's even better, or the expression wouldn't name after it right? Wrong. It didn't feel at all good when i stopped. In fact it felt quite terrible. I think i would have felt better doing just about anything else instead during that minute. Has anyone else tried it? maybe i didn't hit myself enough times, i only did it 3 times, or maybe i need to hit myself harder. Has anyone else had more success?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would suggest hitting yourself more times, three probably just isnt enough.....


2:16 PM  
Anonymous equality 7-2521 said...

In my opinion your parents did not give you enough spankings when you were a child. That might have cured such foolishness.

8:39 PM  
Blogger Rachy said...

That reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons... silly daddy, silly daddy

12:25 AM  
Blogger Trashcan said...

okay vinnie, i'll give it a shot, i sure hope it works better this time though, cause last time really sucked.

As for your opinion equality 7-2521, what are you, like a robot or something. If so, i think your logic circuits are malfunctioning and you should get yourself repaired as soon as possible. There is certainly no evidence that childhood spanking is in anyway correlated to people hitting themselves in the head with a hammer, and if there was i'm sure it would be in the opposite direction.

Homer gets hit in the head so many times for so many reasons. I think it was the third season (maybe 4rth) when they do a clip show and show how many times homer gets hit in the head. And that was only 3 seasons into the becasue of his thick skull, he probably didn't feel that much pain from the hammer anyway.

10:53 AM  
Blogger Rachy said...

On a different but similar note do you remember when he discovered a crayon was stuck in his brain? That is definitely one of my all-time favourites

10:55 PM  
Anonymous equality 7-2521 said...

Equality 7-2521 was not and is not a robot. Aren't you like, sort of, a college student?

10:01 PM  
Blogger Trashcan said...

The best part of that episode rachel is when they first discover the crayon and hibert randomly walks into the clinic to explain why homer's x-rays never showed the crayon, because hibert's thumb always covered it up. And then he just leaves. Hilarious.

Furthermore, what do you think you're the only equality 7-2521 in history, doubtful. How am i supposed to know which equality 7-2521 you are. It's pretty presumptions to think i would automatically know who you are based only on your name. Take rachel for example, if i didn't already know who she was, i would be able to identify her simple based on her blogger name of rachy.

Furthermore, no i am not a college student, i don't know what gave you that idea, i am a 57 year old grandmother.

nor did you adress the underlying flaws in your logic.

6:45 AM  

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