Frozen feces
So it was 27 below 0 yesterday, or 18 below for all you funkilicious people living in the states. Anyway, it was so cold that as i was walking down the street, i diareahed into my pants, and it froze before it hit my underwear. So then i was walking around with feces frozen to my hole. I wanted more to come out, but it couldn't because it was totally blocked.
Okay so that didn't really happen, but i did really mention to liepa as we were walking down the street that it would be funny if that happened. She didn't seem quite as amused by the concept as i was. Liepa claimed that she froze her eyeballs, and we walked into a store or shop after every 10 minutes to make sure we didn't accidentally die (or freeze feces to ourselves.)
Okay so that didn't really happen, but i did really mention to liepa as we were walking down the street that it would be funny if that happened. She didn't seem quite as amused by the concept as i was. Liepa claimed that she froze her eyeballs, and we walked into a store or shop after every 10 minutes to make sure we didn't accidentally die (or freeze feces to ourselves.)
posted by Trashcan at 1/20/2006 01:37:00 PM
2 Comments:
it's true, lately, whenever i come inside, i notice that my eyelashes have bits of ice in them... i really need to start wearing goggles all the time.
i thought about wearing goggles too. and i get icicles on my whiskers.
also, when i read the first sentence of this post i laughed the hardest ever!
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