Saturday, October 1

Long awaited update v1.0

Ok, so Lokys keeps bitching at me to update, because Gintas is too busy playing ping-pong all day in hopes that he will beat me at the Walk-a-thon, so here. The Walk-a-thon is next weekend (Oct. 7-9), and I'm pretty sure outta the 5-6 people who read this blog, 3 will be attending (you suck Loky, Arai, and the occasional Dariau). That being said, it's gonna be a crazy weekend, so I can't wait to see everyone and not not drink. I can promise more updates daily, along with pictures, so we need to spread the word that Kaip Suprast is back in business. With that said:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldeirs were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

PS- Gint, Bleach is amazing, and I'm hooked on GITS :O


Blogger Trashcan said...

first off, there are some other people who do at least occasionally read this blog. Liepa for one, but also i have some american friends who read it from time to time, and who knows, and maybe some lithuanians will start reading it soon too.

but more importantly that joke reminded me of the futurama where fry becomes a billionaire, and is bidding at an auction. The bidding gets quite heated, into the millions when fry stands up and says purpusefully, 1 jillion dollars. And everyone in the audience gasps. Before the auctioneer bangs his hammer, and reminds everyone that that is in fact not a real number.

Of course we all remember what the best number is...

googleplex. i wish i had enough money to bid a googplex dollars on something at some auction. that would be sweet.

7:28 AM  
Blogger darius said...

vk - i will actually be at the walk-a-thon. what's with all the not not drinking, though? let's just drink. less guilt.

i need to figure out how to get there though. hmmm...

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Linda Tripp said...

i've got a personal message for vk too: forgot about me eh? thought i might stop reading your pithy blog? well, i didn't, i know who's been naughty and who's been illegally banging secretaries...just for not mentioning me vk, you're getting cockblocked permanently!

4:50 AM  
Blogger Trashcan said...

You guys should all walk to lietuva, it would more fun that way, plus it would be like a challenge. I bet you guys could be the first ones to walk from vermont to lietuva. You could be in guiness world records. Plus when you got here, we could have a neringa party. We already had one, but the only people there were us, darius alvydas, neringa, danguole, and arunas. It was still fun, but it would be even more fun if you guys all walked to lietuva

2:11 PM  
Blogger darius said...

i'd have to get some boots, which i'm planning on getting soon anyway, but not before leaving for vermint. aka vermont.

4:50 PM  

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