Tuesday, October 11

drunken musings

So tonight i went out with liepa, and agne, who went to school with us in 7th grade in lietuva and we randomly met on a micro bus a couple of weeks ago. It's a small world afterall.

Anyway liepa was upset because the guy she was with was not hitting on her enough and just trying to be friends with everyone, which was not what she wanted, meanwhile agne was upset because the guy she was with was hitting on her too much when all she wanted was to be friends with him. I tried to convince them that they need to be clearer about their intentions, and more importantly that whatever complaints they may have aboout meant, at least men are completely obvious. There is never any doubt about their intentions, which you certainly cannot say for women. anyway's they weren't buying it, but it's totally true.

Agne also didn't want to believe that whenever guys are at a club/bar and they are talking or dancing or hanging out with a girl that they are not doing to it just to be friends with said girl. She wanted to believe that is is completely normal for guys to just go to a bar and find girls to be friends with, while i tried to explain to her that in fact any time a guy spends time with a girl in a club it is in the hope of spending the night with her.

ALso is there anything more annoying than the fact that the buses stop running at 11 and don't start again until like 5:30. if they would start again at 4 that would be one thing, because then you could legitimately stay out all night and take a bus home in the morning, but as it is, if you want to take a bus home in the morning you have to stay out later than you want to . It's totally retarted to make people take a taxi home every night they want to go out partying.

also am i the only one who thinks vytenis looks like a girl. Seriously, i think he might have been born a girl, but then his parents wanted a boy, so they had him surgically changed into a boy. That would also explain his inordinately small penis.


Blogger V Krukonis said...

What the hell? Where did that burn attempt come from? Low tolerance kicking in again? Valiant effort though... If you cant burn me on home turf, it wont work overseas either.

11:07 PM  
Blogger Ruprecht said...

tell agne (what is she 14 years old?) that i vouch for you being dead on wherever you are now, and if she comes to budapest, it'll be quite the same, if not more so.

3:11 AM  
Blogger Trashcan said...

Top Five Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew:

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

5:29 PM  
Blogger Trashcan said...

I stole that from someone's away message, but it seems relivent to this discussion

5:32 PM  

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