Wednesday, March 10

instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.

Can you be serious? Luckily i don't live in new york, or i would be truly outraged. Also i rarely go out to eat, but when i do i expect salt in my food. I once agreed with a girl that she wouldn't smoke for a month, and i wouldn't eat salt for a month (specifically i wouldn't personally add salt to anything. some food is naturally salty like corned beef, and if someone else made something well it is what it is.) It was the worst food month of my life. Particularly bad because there were some good foods that should have been delicious, but they were accidentally not salty, don't worry just add some salt i was told. Little did they know i couldn't. Anyway who thinks making salt illegal should be a crime. If you want to eat healthy food MAKE IT AT HOME. If i go out to mcdonalds guess what i'm not expecting healthy food. I'm expecting something fast, of edible but not delicious quality, that would kill me if i ate it every day. And frankly if eating salt with my food, and mayonaise with my sandwiches causes me to die 10 years earlier than i would have otherwise, it was worth it. What's illegal next? any food with butter, any food with sugar, coffee, i believe i'm mentioned this before but they are turning us into that future society from demolition man, and that society sucked. They didn't even have sex anymore cause of veneral diseases. Well screw you democrats, i'm going to keep eating salt, and fat, and any other unhealthy food i damn well please. Plus having sex instead of that virtual thing they did in demolition man, it wasn't entirely clear what it was, but screw that.


Blogger Aras said...

i'd never go out to eat again: food with salt added is not as tasty as food cooked with the proper salt.

3:46 AM  
Blogger Trashcan said...

I mean it's simply goofy, the article doesn't really specify, but what if you just have salty food. Are they going to outlaw soysauce at chinese restaurants? are thehy going to outlaw corned beef at delis? It's just stupid.

11:25 PM  
Blogger Aras said...

french fries would be so disgusting. and salt doesn't stick to them once the oil dries off.

8:37 AM  

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