Rock out with your cock out.

Saw on the local news today the story of a guy who got up at 5 in the morning walked down to his kitchen to make coffee in and the nude, and was arrested for it. As it turns out some woman decided to take her son on a shortcut through his yard, walked by his window, saw him naked and called the police. Presumably she found it offensive that he was naked in his own home. We are entering a society of nevernudes (see arrested development.) This of course is once again an outrage. The police claim that although he was in his own home, and the people only saw him by trespassing on his property, he wanted them to see him naked and charged him with indecent exposure. It sounded like the cops didn't have a leg to stand on, they said on the news that the cops would have to prove that he knew that the trespassers were out there. I would like to see this woman arrested for trespassing, and the police docked their salary for the day for wasting their time on this issue (their salary should be handed out to the man they arrested to compensate him for their transgression.)