Wednesday, October 7

Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1218473/Airline-goes-green-asking-passengers-use-toilet-boarding.html

So a japanese airline is asking people to go to the bathroom before boarding so they weigh less, and it takes less fuel to fly the plane. Really? that's your suggestion? cause airplane bathrooms are so fantastic i was intentionally holding it in just for the chance to go to the bathroom in the airplane. Who doesn't already go to the bathroom before boarding if possible. Who is sitting around thinking well i could go to the bathroom now, but ah, what the hell i'll just wait and go on the plane.

2 Comments:

Blogger Aras said...

Well, maybe they're subtly saying "Don't join the mile high club, just join the airport bathroom club," Thereby reducing the weight of the plane by each man's sperm count.

7:19 AM  
Blogger Trashcan said...

I thought about the mile high club when i read this also. My thought was that the only reason someone would intentionally want to go to an airplane bathroom would be to join the mile high club.

12:24 AM  

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