Tuesday, August 9

The most rewarding part, was when he gave me my money.

Well the bad news is i have no control over whether or not i live to be insanely old. It's been predetermined in my genes, and nothing i do matters. The good news is that i have no control over whether or not i live to be insanely old, and nothing i do matters. So might as well start that all bacon diet i've been contemplating. (Probably won't do it for a while, but sometime before i die i do plan to eat nothing but pork products for a whole month, and see how it goes. Man, that's going to be an assume month. I'll inundated in bacon, sausage, and ham)


Blogger Aras said...

What are you going to drink, hot bacon fat?

They didn't mention sleep. I've read recently in another study that sleeping less than 7 hours or more than 8 hours per nice reduces your lifespan.

11:55 PM  
Blogger Trashcan said...

I don't know, i guess i'll have allow myself to drink water along with the pork products. While drinking hat bacon fat might be delicious, it would also be extremely hot. I would be concerned about it burning my tongue, and that would ruin the whole point of the month.

(also i could be wrong, but i'm pretty sure that article about sleep you mentioned was on this blog, possibly with a list of other healthful suggestions.)

9:22 PM  
Blogger Aras said...

might have been, because i don't remember where i read it. it better be true, because i've begun regulating my sleep to 7-8 hours each night.

3:09 AM  

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