Thursday, September 30

Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

So in the past 40 years the number of teachers has doubled, while the number of students has gone up 10%. The cost of educating a student has almost quadrupled in inflation adjusted dollars and performance has at best remained steady. So obviously The only possible solution is to increase the number of teachers even more.

Unfortunately i know longer remember the guys name, but there was a mathematician who endeavored to determine the benefit gained by leaching people a couple hundred years ago or so. He conducted a statistical analysis, not sure where he got his data, but what he found was that leaching patients didn't seem to have any beneficiary effect for their health. So he came to the only logical conclusion. Doctors must not be leaching patients enough, they need to draw even more blood. I think Obama would be a fan of his.


Blogger Aras said...

I think Obama's a fan of all retarded ideas.

9:15 AM  

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