Monday, September 29

are you wearing simpsons boxers?

They passed a law in florida making it illegal to wearing sagging pants. Specifically to let your underwear show over your pants i believe was the crime. Theoretically they were not going to imprison anyone for this offense, unless they had violated it many times, but they found someone doing it, who happened to be on parole. Commiting another crime was naturally a violation of his parole, so he was sent back to prison, because his underwear showed on the outside of his pants.

Luckily a freedom loving judge threw out the case. The judge, in one of those truly rare occurence, like a total solar eclipse, had something intelligent to say, "You can have Speedo underwear, which is way less than boxer shorts, and that is perfectly legal, but boxer shorts, with pants over them, is not?." In only all judges, and ideally politicians were so rational, but the existence of the law clearly precludes that possibility.

p.s. people are often able to see my boxers. Even if my pants are at normal level, my boxers are above them, and given that i wear loose shirts if i'm running around, or creating some other silly antics, it would be totally normal for someone to see the top of my boxers. It was especially clear this summer because people commented on my simpsons underwear. Lucky i wasn't spending the summer in FL


Blogger Aras said...

Wow, the senior citizens are really letting loose in Florida. Soon they'll probably have a 6 p.m. curfew for anyone under 65!

2:41 AM  
Blogger Trashcan said...

Hard to imagine why they don't. They are the largest voting bloc in the united states, and like 95% of the florida population.

1:22 AM  

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