One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.

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Here's a novel idea. So first ethanol is not economically sustainable and is used only because government forces it. Second it does not help the environment, or increase energy supplies because it takes more energy to create then you get out of it (even al gore has admitted it is bad for the environment and he only supported it to appease iowa's corn mongers.) And it is terribly corrosive, eating apart people's lawn mowers and chainsaws. So here's an idea how about instead of having government regulations forcing the use of this product, and government subsidies promoting the use of this product, instead we you know, don't. If anyone saw the ayn rand movie/read the book/thinks the government's idiocy in ayn rand is really just a gross exaggeration this is more living proof. A product that is terrible for everybody except for corn growers in Iowa, but because everyone wants to curry favor with the first state that holds a primary we can't get rid of it. This government interference/cronyism at it's absolute worst. Taking money from one person and giving it to another at lease you leave society roughly the same as it was. This is actively and intentionally make the rest of society (and society as a whole) worse off to help a very small segment of it.

Hutz: Don't worry, Homer, I've got a foolproof strategy to get you out
of here -- surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the
last. I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him.
[camera pulls back to reveal Hutz is in the cell next to Homer]
Cop: [bangs bars with nightstick] Pipe down in there, Hutz.

Homer has his day in court.

Judge: Your license is hereby revoked, and I'd like you to attend
traffic school and two months of Alc-Anon meetings.
Homer: Your honor, I'd like that stricken from the record.
Judge: No.